I'd Rather Die

Than Clean My Tank

Aquarium Maintenance Company


"I'D RATHER DIE than deal with this tank.."

WE GOT YOU!

We do:
Aquarium Maintenance
Installations (Free Estimates!)
Emergency Calls
FREE ADVICE!

That's right! Text us your questions and we answer as soon as possible, free of charge! Whether you are a regular customer, or just seeing our site for the first time, we'll always help at no cost. Our regular customers benefit from our advice even more. We know our customer's aquariums inside and out. This allows us to give more specific advice, 24/7.


Choose Us!

We are not just any maintenance company, we are lifelong aquarium hobbyists. This comapny offers another level of passion and experience when maintaining your tank that is unlike any other. We completely relate to the pure joy of going into your local fish store and adding a new friend to your home. We don't just clean your tank, our technicians will also educate you on how to make your pets as happy as they can be.


Installations

Adding an aquarium to your home or business can be a fun and exciting experience. Aquariums are known to bring an element of peace and tranquility to an office or waiting room. Fish tanks are a piece of living art, let us help you choose the right style for you. We customize the setup for each occasion, whether it's a small nano-reef in your bedroom, or a big gold fish tank in your restaurant. We will guarantee your complete satisfaction.


Emergency Calls

"OMG! All of the fish are dying!!
What should we do!?"

We understand that your aquarium is not just a display piece, it's a part of the family. It is always a horrible feeling to flush your little friend into the big fishbowl in the sky. We will do our best to help you immediately fix the problem, whether you are a new customer or a regular. We will come to the rescue as soon as we can! Day or night, 24/7.